psyducker:

*marries u but only as a friend*

(via thebootydiaries)

teenagerposts:

18-22 is a confusing age. I got friends getting married, some in prison, and some still have to ask their parents to stay out past curfew.

(via allwereallyneedisweed)

mjalti:

me: *crying in a fetal position in the bathtub*

the water: what’s up sis

me: there is no guarantee of anything, of any fulfillment we are at the absolute mercy of the projections our brain chemicals impose upon us–

water: I’m just ….gonna go back to being liquid ttyl

(via thebootydiaries)

slipknots:

i went to this guys house this weekend and slept on his couch n woke up to this cat standing on my tummy and i said “aww i didnt know you had a cat” and he said “yeah her names bev” then he paused and said “short for beverage”

(via homojohnson)

love-diaries:

“Meeting someone accidentally, then having them become a huge part of your life.”

—

(via love-diaries)

ouc-h:

no one cares, unless you’re pretty, popular or dying

(via ouc-h-deactivated20180811)

thebootydiaries:

cyootie-pie:

dateaboysuggestions:

Date a boy who looks at you like you’re a masterpiece and makes you feel like art

date a girl who looks at you like you’re a masterpiece and makes you feel like art

i shoved a monet painting up my ass

(via thebootydiaries)

ouc-h:

maybe one day someone will come into my life and actually mean what they say

(via ouc-h-deactivated20180811)